Sheamus comes out and talks about WrestleMania. Dolph Ziggler makes a challenge. Teddy Long makes a match.
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus gets the pin because he’s about to main event ‘Mania. Duh.
Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater.
Again, Santino is getting pushed and thus gets the win.
Eve Torres vs. Natalya.
Eve wins because there is no god.
Cody Rhodes comes out and makes fun of Big Show. Big Show comes out and things are said. Hurtful things. Teddy Long comes back out and makes this match we all saw coming for WrestleMania.
Big Show vs. Mark Henry.
Again people, who is booked for ‘Mania? Big Show gets the win.
Justin Gabriel vs. Drew McIntyre.
Gabirel gets the win and Drew continues this bizarre lovable loser story line.
Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton.
Kane comes out and attacks Orton. Match is stopped. Kane vs. Orton at ‘Mania? Um… I guess.
Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show. Cody Rhodes comes out and attacks Show. Biggie wins by DQ. Sheamus comes out to even the odds.