#HashtagHorror Friday the 13th

@FamousPlewa Ki Ki Ki Ka Ka Ka… #HashtagHorror

REGALSAYS: Despite aging visibly and having one or more clichés that would be the standard for most slasher movies, Friday The 13th is still one of the best as one of the original three (Other two being Halloween and Elm Street)

Welcome to another edition of #HashtagHorror. This particular Wednesday, June 13th, we decided to watch Friday the 13th in honor of Jason’s birthday. I forgot how awful this movie was.

@Kristoffrable So they were singing in their sleep? That’s not weird at all.#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Don’t fall asleep!!!

@Kristoffrable Nothing like a good dry humping scene to bring forth horror!#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror He had to go cos that banana t shirt was a fashion crime.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That dog almost looks real.

In honor of @JoeBewick not making it to this particular movie, here’s the screen shot of the dog. I know he would be sad to have missed a doggie.

@Kristoffrable So does the dog pump the gas for you? I bet he’ll chat anybody up.#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The Dog Whisperer, eh? Why didn’t the mutt warn her of Camp Crystal Lake?

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror There should be a Crazy Ralph outside TNA studios warning new talent. Speaking of a Ralph where is Vince Russo…

@TheSupremeForce Lawler approves. RT @Kristoffrable: So, some old dude gives rides to the young chicks? Sounds skeevy as shit! #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable No wonder this is a horror movie, it takes place in New Jersey!#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I’d pay to see Vince McMahon run a camp for two weeks.

@Jasmine_Galan Who runs like that?? #HashtagHorror

@reedracer Oh, A moving target #HashtagHorror

A little over 15 minutes at this point. I’m bored. AND wondering all of the men are wearing as little as possible while the women are all over dressed for the weather.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Who jumps out of à moving car like THAT?

@Kristoffrable Yeah that pink jacket tied around your waist isn’t a dead give away. Stealth woman, haven’t you ever seen an army movie!?#HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable So blood starts gushing out on a delay? That wasn’t fake at all.#HashtagHorror

@reedracer Fade to white #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Kevin Bacon seems to have stolen @truekofi‘s trunks in this movie.

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Little Jimmy?

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Someone call David Hasslehoff! We got a nerd drowning here *cue Baywatch theme*

@Kristoffrable There’s a snake in here! Everybody rush in after it! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Well good luck on cleaning up that room #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Fucker thinks he’s Bruce Campbell holding the machete like that. And he ain’t no Bruce Campbell.

30 minutes into the movie and one person has died. More please?

@Jasmine_Galan Now that guy knows what he’s talking about! Must be Ralph?#HashtagHorror

@reedracer Ralph is from the Ministry of Silly Walks #HashTagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Hey didn’t that guy just wear that same shirt like a diaper? Nothing creepy there….#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The state of that kitchen. Gordon Ramsay would have a field day with it.

@Kristoffrable Suuure Kevin Bacon, go for the chick in the pink just because she’s not wearing a bra and seems easy. #HashtagHorror

@reedracer That beaver wasn’t a double entendre, was it? #HashTagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror or HashtagNerdPorn?

@Kristoffrable Please, kill that blonde woman’s hair! Please, just the hair!#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror They should play that music before Big Show sneaks up on someone.

@reedracer Then there was this dead guy…I could just die… #HashTagHorror

@Kristoffrable Wow, that was the longest 30 seconds of Kevin Bacon’s life. Hope you didn’t blow it all in one place…oh wait. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror And the main star just got got!

45 minutes into the movie and finally someone is dying again. Granted, it’s Kevin Bacon, but whatever, someone had to die.

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror The killer sure knows how to shut the water off as a distraction.

@reedracer Don’t try the next one… Just fix that one. #HashTagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Nasty….she didn’t use soap!  #HashtagHorror

@Kristoffrable How did you just look like you were screaming out the top of your lungs while not? Die pink shirt! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Oh she was just axing for that! *crickets*

@reedracer Gratuitous splitting headache comment #HashTagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Joey Ryan is back! Praise the 87%ers.

@Kristoffrable Wow, why does this scene look like Newman from Jurassic Park driving in the rain. hmmmmm #HashtagHorror

@reedracer Thank goodness someone fixed that sink! #HashTagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror That noise really should serve as a warning.

@Kristoffrable Damn, she put the book too close to the candle, now she’ll burn down the joint! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror id imagine this is where @SolaceWinter grabs her sharp sticks and go after the person who fucked up her reading time.

@Jasmine_Galan Wait she has a sink in her cabin, but goes all the way to the outside restrooms to brush her teeth? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror He’s taking his sweet time killing these losers.

@reedracer Walking backwards in the rain is just asking for it #HashTagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I knew it. The three bears were pissed that Goldilocks kept sleeping in their bed so they put the ax there as a warning.

One hour in at this point and glad the killing is picking up because, yeah, this movie is boring.

@Kristoffrable And you should call a salon to do something about that hair!#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Also you find a bloody ax in bed but not four of six counselors… BITCH GET OUT DA ROOM!!!

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror So, Friday the13th truly was one of the least interesting films of all time.

@reedracer We have now seen every available color of raincoat in 1980#HashTagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Ahh the phones are dead! The cars are dead! There are bloody ax’s! Nah….. Everything is fine. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That cop just caused the death of Joey Ryan!

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Ah the old blinding light from the urn trick. Worked well for Kane to defeat The Undertaker.

@Kristoffrable The dip stick uses a dip stick! Brilliant! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Yes…go to sleep while people are missing. Nothing will happen. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Making coffee raises the bar on action in this movie.

@Kristoffrable He’s dead, on that door, and yet his eye twitches? Love the accuracy in this movie. #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Run, Bitch, RUN!

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror He tried the “Trick Shot” on himself!

@reedracer Erm, do I run or stand and watch the dude on the door?#HashTagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan I SAW HIS EYELID MOVING!!!!! He was only faking his death!! Smooth Bill, smoooooooth. #HashtagHorror

@reedracer Sorry it took you 8.7 seconds to rope that door. DQ #HashTagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror “His name was Jason.”

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Yup. A 50 year old woman can hang a grown ass man from a tree all by herself.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This is what’s going to happen when Linda doesn’t get elected again.

@Kristoffrable Damn! She is Ric Flair chopping the shit out of her. Go crazy lady! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Looks like Crazy Ralph holds the record for Hide and Seek in this movie.

@reedracer Cat fight! #HashTagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan No of course don’t try to run as far away as you can. Go think things over by the water #HashtagHorror

@reedracer Whoops! Gratuitous she lost her head comment #HashTagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror How did this crap spawn 182 sequels?

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror And it’s over… We can sleep easy… Just like this bitch did while her friends got slashed and diced.

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