Eliseleusificus Gives Her WWE Money in the Bank 2012 Predictions!


(Note from Kevin Hellions:  My lovely fiance, Eliseleusificus, has agreed to add in her predictions for tonight’s WWE Money in the Bank PPV.  Elise used to watch wrestling each and every week with me.  However, with full time job, working out, an Etsy store, planning a wedding, precious little time together, and working around the schedules of when the weekly wrestling shows are on – she just hasn’t been able to watch any of it lately.  But for fun, and maybe to get her back into it Elise has offered to give her opinions on tonight’s show.  Some of the guys she knows, some she doesn’t, and I will be here to guide her.  Elise fell in love with the TNA Knockouts and X Division at first.  She has loved attending live events.  She’s a big fan of 2CW and CHIKARA.  She feels that the WWE’s treatment of women is bullshit.  So lets see how she does!  I have taken the prediction pool from @solacewinter for this.)

Kofi Kingston & R-Truth vs. Hunico & Camacho

“I’m going to go with the first team because I don’t know who the other two guys are.”

Smackdown Money in the Bank

(Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Christian, Santino Marella, Tensai, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Sin Cara)

Tyson Kidd.  “I don’t know that Damien guy.  Not Christian.  Not Santino.  I’ve never heard of Tensai……. Tyson Kidd.”

Tie-breaker 1: Who takes the last blow before the winner gets the briefcase?

“Sin Cara.  You talk about him a lot.”

Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio

“I’m gonna go with Sheamus because I assume the lights will blind the other guy.  The lights reflecting off of Sheamus’s skin.”

CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan

“Punk because he’s going to be hopped up on the caffeine (which is a DRUG!) in his Pepsi.”

Raw Money in the Bank

(John Cena, Kane, Chris Jericho, Big Show)

“I’m guessing Cena.  It’ll give Jericho something to whine about.  When he’s not pandering.”

Tie-Breaker 2: Who takes the last blow before the winner gets the briefcase?


Tie-Breaker 3: How many Finishing Moves in the Smackdown Money in the Bank Match?

“Oh… 37 and a half.”  (I accidentally type 26.)  “I didn’t say 26 I said 37!  Put that in too!”

Tie-Breaker 4: What color will Del Rio’s car be that he drives out in?

“Where is it taking place?”  Phoenix, Arizona.  “Red.”

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