Kevin Hellions WrestleMania XXIX Predictions.

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Another PPV and that means its time for another round of guesses.  We have some good company this time around so take a look around the site to see what other predictions are out there.

My picks will be part of the legendary Solace Winter’s monthly contest.  Its NOT too late to join this month!  Head over to the link below to find out how to enter yourself.  I mean enter into the contest.  That sounded dirty.   Follow along to see how it works.  Find out all the details on that one over at http://solacewinter.wordpress.com/2013/04/01/wrestlemania-29-prediction-contest/

Now lets see who I think will win!  (Quick picks at the bottom for ease of the contest.)

The Rock vs. John Cena

I am in the camp that absolutely believes WrestleMania XXX will see Rock vs. Cena 3 to decide the true winner.  That means Cena has to win this year to go for the best of three next year.

Winner and new WWE champion John Cena.

Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

This story only matters if Del Rio wins.  He needs to defeat prejudice and xenophobia for the good of the country, and the good of any non white fan out there.

Winner and still World champion Alberto Del Rio.

However, I also believe that Dolph Ziggler will cash in after Del Rio celebrates.  The entire summer will be booked around Dolph.

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

Undertaker has to win.  I mean he just has to.  However, no one has challenged the streak like this.  If there was anyone I could see Undertaker lying down for to pass the torch, Punk is it.  But with Bearer’s death he just has to win.

Winner The Undertaker.

Sheamus, Randy Orton, & Big Show vs. The Shield

The Shield has to continue looking strong to matter.  As I said on the podcast, a loss on any other PPV would still keep the group going.  But a loss at ‘Mania is definitive.  They would have to split up and go their separate ways because who would give a shit about them after losing to this motley group of former world champions?

Also I have my fingers crossed that they win thanks to Randy Orton turning heel.

Winners The Shield.

Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Speaking of passing the torch.   Mark cant have that much left in his career.  Ryback is the beast apparent.  Mark has to lose to put him over.  Ryback needs to do something impressive to mark his place in WWE.  There’s only one main stage that can make a career and this needs to be Ryback’s biggest moment.

Winner Ryback.

Team HellNo vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston

Here’s where Dolph starts to run the summer.  Dolph and Big E win the tag titles.  I really don’t think Team Hell No has anywhere else to go but to feud with each other.  Dolph and Big E win the tag titles.  I’ve got my fingers crossed that Kaitlyn and AJ get added to this match so we have a new Divas champion as well.  Dolph will have this title, his camp will have the other half plus the Divas belt and then he cashes in on the same night? Monday night has Dolph coming out with so much gold and the next few years of his career are set.

Winners and new tag team champions Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston

Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

“If Triple H loses he must retire!”  Isn’t he pretty much retired right now?  May as well have Booker T or Mick Foley in a match with those stipulations.  Brock hasn’t made the best win/loss record since returning.  This would be a huge win and put him right into a follow up feud which according to the advertising for Extreme Rules, is coming.

Winner Brock Lesnar.

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

You don’t have a brand new Superstar debut on the biggest night of the year to have him lose.

Winner Fandango.

Wade Barrett vs. The Miz

The pre show match!  The Miz needs something and fast.  He failed to capture the US title from Antonio Cesaro.  Also, as long as he’s going to use Flair’s move I think the Flair family could use something good right now.

Winner and new Intercontinental champion The Miz.

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

10 minute entrance featuring tons of dancing.  Two minute match.  10 minute celebration.

Winner Tons of Funk and the Funkadactlys.

Tie-Breaker 1: Who pins who in Orton, Show, & Sheamus vs. The Shield?

Dean Ambrose pins Sheamus.

Tie-Breaker 2: How does the winner of Lesnar vs. Triple H win? (Submission, pin, DQ, etc.)

Brock Lesnar wins by submission.  (Does it still count as a submission win if Shawn or Stephanie throw in the towel?)

Tie-Breaker 3: Which match will be the shortest of the night?

Funky Rhodes.

Tie-Breaker 4: How many title changes will happen?

For official matches, 3.  (If Dolph cashes in that doesn’t count right?  I’m still going with three.)

Tie-Breaker 5: How long will Undertaker’s entrance take?

8 minutes.

Quick results!

The Rock vs. John Cena

John Cena

Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Alberto Del Rio

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

The Undertaker

Sheamus, Randy Orton, & Big Show vs. The Shield

The Shield

Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Ryback

Team HellNo vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston

Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston

Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

Brock Lesnar

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Fandango

Wade Barrett vs. The Miz

The Miz

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

Tons of Funk

Tie-Breaker 1: Who pins who in Orton, Show, & Sheamus vs. The Shield?

Dean Amrbose pins Sheamus

Tie-Breaker 2: How does the winner of Lesnar vs. Triple H win? (Submission, pin, DQ, etc.)

Brock Lesnar by submission

Tie-Breaker 3: Which match will be the shortest of the night?

Tons of Funk and Funkadactlys vs. Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bellas.

Tie-Breaker 4: How many title changes will happen?

3

Tie-Breaker 5: How long will Undertaker’s entrance take?

8 minutes

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