I should really put a cheap Tony Stark joke here.  Or Carol Danvers.  Or… There must be more alcoholic Avengers right?  Or at least if not to the point of addiction, a misuse of adult beverages and a story about the consequences.

Anyways, this post is not about any of that.  It is about good wholesome beverages.  As American as Steve Rogers and apple pie.  Its about milk!

No Hawkeye to be found.  No Black Widow either but we kind of all knew that by now right?  A woman?!  On milk?!  Women shouldn’t be on milk, women give milk!  They don’t buy our product they just go right to their own anatomical tap.

I may have fallen asleep in health class.

If you’ve drank NesQuick lately then you’ve had this.  Nothing new, just chocolate milk that’s milk but not really and is that a pinch of salt I taste? I would have been happier with some themed or dyed or flavored milk but alas its just regular milk with a new package.  It worked though, as I obviously bought four.