That Time Barbara Streisand was Harrison Ford’s Dominatrix.

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(There’s a slight chance one of these will work.  There is a video out there but it is very grainy and very tough to find in an easy to embed format.)

 

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/xplayer/yo033.swf

I just found out about this but some of you may have already known.  Way back during the filming of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom the director of Empire Strikes Back, Irvin Kershner, decided to play a prank on Ford.  This prank also involved Barbara Streisand and Carrie Fisher.  Its one of the greatest things you’ll ever watch.

 

Barbra Streisand: “This is for Guns of Navarone!”
Barbra Streisand: “Guns of Navarone? No…”
Harrison Ford: “For Force Ten…”
Barbra Streisand: “For Force Ten!” (Ed. note: She mean FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE not GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.)
Barbra Streisand: “This is for Hanover Street!”
Barbra Streisand: “This is for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi!”
Harrison Ford: “Who’s that?”
Carrie Fisher: “Someone who needs you!”
Irvin Kershner: “What the hell is the matter with you? Steve! Come on! I don’t believe one word you’re saying. Now come on, do it again.”
Barbra Streisand: “Give me a reason!”
Harrison Ford: “It’s the dialogue!”
Carrie Fisher: “Can I change lines?”
Irvin Kershner: “Listen.”
Carrie Fisher: “Yeah?”
Irvin Kershner: “I want you to believe what you are doing!”
Carrie Fisher: “Okay.”
Irvin Kershner: “You call that shouting? You call that pain?”
Harrison Ford: “Steven…”
Irvin Kershner: “Steve, how can you let him do this? Come on!”
Harrison Ford: “Okay ready… ready.”
Carrie Fisher: “I’ll be good, I promise.”
Irvin Kershner: “Do it again!”
Harrison Ford: “Really hit me! Really hit me this time!”
Barbra Streisand: “Okay.”
Harrison Ford: “Don’t do it with such… really hit me!”
Barbra Streisand: “I feel like a faggot…”

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