Today started with a job interview. First one in a year. So I was stressed and tired and drenched in sweat. No word either way. Then I go home. 

That is where a thirty pound baby jumped off the couch to do his “butt slam” trick onto my kidneys. I was laying on my stomach on the floor. Nothing but toddler momentum landing right under my rib cage. 

I’m in horrible pain. I don’t know if throwing up would make me feel better or not. I’m not sure how to position myself for sleep if I am able to sleep. I know we have insurance but I don’t know if butt slams are covered. 

Right now I’m going to cross my fingers it’s nothing serious. I will reevaluate tomorrow if there’s any blood in the toilet. 

Children are a treasure.