Take Me to Australia.

I would eat so many of these my poop would never be a normal color again. For the rest of my life. I would wash it down with champagne and make terrible Oasis jokes. Rumor is this would cost me $15-20 to import one bag. While I think that’s a steal at twice the price my wife is all “be responsible” and “act like an adult” and “why can’t we pay rent and why do you have blue chip dust on your fingers”.  Women. Blue or green. They’re always the same. 

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