Yesterday was the sickest I’ve been in at least a year. Probably top 5 in the last 10. Totally screwing up my writing plans and anything else. I got through work but this has been brutal. Thankfully I have a care taking sympathetic wife. The kind of wife that does this:
Now, I’m aware there’s a picture of someone else doing this. Good chance my friend Derek shared it. But this picture is legit my wife’s creation in our home. I had to destroy this Groucho Muppet looking thing in order to use the facilities.
Back rubs, cool washcloths, bringing me my favorite stuffed animal? Nope. I get the girl that creates anthropomorphic toilet monsters in my time of need.