The wrestling week is almost over. The Sunday night part of the show is nigh and then it will be time for the Raw after Mania. After that, for real, it’s time for a wrestling break. Except for all of the shows I’ll be catching up on that I missed. But I won’t be missing Mania Sunday! Now it is time to predict who will win the matches. As always, this isn’t who I want to win, but who I think will win to further various WWE storylines.
Queen Zelina and Carmella (WWE Women’s tag team champions) vs Sasha Banks and Naomi vs Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan vs Natalya and Shanya Baszler.
This match, if given time, could be a show stealer. However, I really think it will fall victim to the classic WWE time cuts and they’ll be given five minutes. I hope I’m wrong. Rhea and Liv have been a shockingly good team and they click so well together. Liv had a great push within the last year and didn’t win the women’s title, but showed she could be a contender. Winning the tag titles could be a good way to build her back up.
Johnny Knoxville vs Sami Zayn in an Anything Goes match.
I think Knoxville will do better than anyone could predict. He’s also going to win, or else why is he there? More than likely there will be some stunt or maybe other Jackass people who and which will assist him to get the win.
Pat McAfee vs Austin Theory.
After Knoxville, the precedent should be that the celebrity wins. However, Theory is getting this absurd push and I think losing to a non wrestler would hurt that push. McAfee loses nothing by losing. He’s not a wrestler, he could still look strong post match. There will probably be some cheating but in the end Austin wins.
RK-Bro (Raw tag team champions) vs the Street Profits vs the Alpha Academy.
This is the actual show stealing match. I see lots of time, crazy action, tons of spots, and out of no where saves and blind tags. The more I think of the possibilities for this match the more excited I am for it. With all of the attention lately on Randy Orton being an all time great and Guinness Record holder I think he needs another win at ‘Mania. It wouldn’t shock me if they lose the tag titles soon, even on Monday, but I think Randy gets the push tonight.
Edge vs AJ Styles.
I should be excited about this match, but I’m not. There’s been so many bad stories for both. Bad matches, under performing matches, bad stories. Edge has this new persona and now there’s rumors he’s going to start his own faction. I think Edge wins tonight with hints of a future group with him. Maybe some masked person comes out and attacks AJ only to be revealed on Raw.
Bobby Lashley vs Omos.
I really don’t care about this one. Omos wins because Vince loves big guys who can’t wrestle.
Brock Lesner (Raw world champion) vs Roman Reigns (Smackdown world champion).
The winner takes both titles. I have made my opinion known for years that I hate Brock as champion because he’s a part time champion. Why fight for a title that isn’t defended or appearing on the show? Even worse than Brock not appearing on Raw or Smackdown is him having both titles and not appearing on either show. Roman is building an all time legacy, and Brock already has one. Roman wins.
Let me know who you think will win some of all of these matches tonight.